A sign that I am slightly behind

I just tried to mop my kitchen floor because I noticed that the tops of Lucy's feet were turning black from crawling on the kitchen floor. Apparently, a Clorox Ready-Mop does not clean nearly as well as a REAL mop. I felt like I needed a gum scraper and to pretreat the entire floor with 409. It is still not really clean and I spent 40 minutes mopping 12 square feet. Gross.

Did you see this?

Yes, that is the bulls horn all the way up the guys shin and into his knee. This dude and his brother, both American idiots were gored by the bulls in Pamplona, Spain. The picture is from the AP.