Thought for the Day

Do you ever walk into your bathroom where for some reason the toilet seat is up? Say your children lifted the seat, or your husband, it really doesn't matter. You see the seat up and are HORRIFIED by how disgusting the underside of the toilet seat is?

It makes you wonder all kinds of things. Such as, how many people have been in my house and used this toilet while it has looked like this? How many of THEM have lifted the seat and seen this filth? What kind of person am I; that has lived with this contaminated toilet AND have not even noticed it?

And the most important question...who is this person in my house, that I LIVE WITH and LOVE that would create such a scenario and not tip me off that we are now living IN A GAS STATION bathroom situation? Why would THEY not think enough to simply wipe the cold, hard rim with even one single square of toilet paper so as to not make me want to throw up?

Who, who would leave such a task to me?

Wonder What She's Thinking

I know that my children's brains are not made of mush.

But sometimes, I think that they are.

Then, something like this picture comes along and I have to wonder, "what is she thinking about?"

Because that is one outstanding face. It makes me think that she is (perhaps) up to something. And that something could be the mush for brains throught (mmm poop) or the intelligent thought, "I bet if I just tip a little more, I could be free of this stupid purple chair. Then I can do all of the fun things that Asher gets to do." Or she could be planning for all of the ways that she is going to defy me as she gets older (Wouldn't that be stank?)

I never ever really want to know what my kids are thinking, because well...I don't want my parents to know what I am thinking. That awful movie,"Look Who's Talking" is really dumb, because well, I don't need to explain why. You can just accept that it is a terrible movie and that the whole premise sucks because you don't want to know what babies are thinking.

It is more fun to insert my own thoughts into their little mush-filled heads. So here is your chance, what is Lucy thinking about? If you have been lurking on this blog, now is the time to leave a comment! I challenge you!