Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Knock Knock

Watch yourself around Asher and Lucy these days or you will find yourself getting

"Knock Knocked"

What does that mean?

It usually goes something like this:
Knock Knock Mommy
Who's There?
(looking around) Napkin
Napkin who?
Napkin you have to use on your mouth!

*hardy har har*


Turnabout is fairplay. I was a notorious knock knocker and I know it.
But I have NO knock knock game anymore the only knock knock joke I can remember goes like this:

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Dishes Who?
Dishes Your Mom, Open the Door!

Which gets lots of laughs, has a small punchline and they are starting to finally remember it.

But, it is getting old.
Anybody have a good CLEAN knock knock joke for the kids?


Amy Noll said...

Knock knock
who's there?
Nunya business.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo who?
Don't cry it's only a joke.

This last one just made me laugh.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? How many Jesuses do you know??

Janet said...

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!

Don and Ri said...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Police who?
Police stop telling me these awful knock knock jokes!