Billboard has given us a guide for this time in life.
The top 50 Sexiest Songs of All Time.To be sure, the list is MORE songs that have to do with the actual ACT of sex as opposed to actually being sexy. So they are almost all my favorite songs. What does that have to say about me?
I am not going to give you the pleasure of all 50 songs.
But I will give you a few highlights like:
#49 She Bop-Cyndi Lauper
Apparently this one has a hidden meaning that is much like the not ranked
"I Touch Myself"
I never put those lyrics together myself-not that it's such a mystery since I was 6 when that song came out.
#41-Johnny Gill Rub You The Right Way
Do you feel the magic in his hands?
By the way, this song is from 1991. I thought for sure, 1987.
One of my favorite all time songs. It might be the greatest song to run to EVER. Sexiest? Natch.
It's just a song that makes me think of college. I have no idea.
#23-Bel Biv Devoe-Do Me!
What else needs to be said with a title like that?
If you WANT to watch the video, feel free to visit YouTube yourselves.
#20-Starland Vocal Band-Afternoon Delight
If you don't think this is the greatest song ever, I will fight you.
#14-Color Me Badd-I Wanna Sex You Up
Mmmhmm Classy. Let the video play for about 20 seconds. The sound will catch up. It's worth it.
Color Me Badd - I wanna sex you up
Jimbob | MySpace Video
#10-Rod Stewart-Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?
Nope. No I don't. And, this is maybe the worst song of all time.
I'm mad this made it on any top ten list.
#7-Captain and Tennille-Do that to Me One More Time
I have to wonder if they switched up the judges for the top ten list...
#3-Boys II Men-I'll Make Love to You
#1-Olivia Newton John-Let's Get Physical
But now that I have seen the video, I GET IT.
You can't help but laugh.
Who's all hot and bothered?
Yeesh. What a crappy list.
The rest of the list can be found here: Billboard.com