Our Y is such an interesting place. It really captures the "spirit" of Asheville with the stinky people, crazies, normal people (like me) and the older generation.
I am going to tell you what I saw last night. In the women's locker room.
I had worked out and was grabbing my bag out of the locker to leave when a woman who was; let's say...70 comes up next to me. She is wearing 1) a workout leotard 2) a pair of teal and green striped workout shorts AND 3) pantyhose. With socks and tennis shoes. PANTYHOSE. To work out in.
She began to get dressed to leave and what did she do? PUT ON ANOTHER PAIR OF SHORTS OVER HER CURRENT PAIR OF SHORTS. She had at minimum four layers on down below.
Oh and she was sporting a little braided rope head band too to top off the outfit. As she was leaving the locker room, I saw her slip her arms into a Members Only jacket.
Have Mercy.
BTW: Song of the Day was: The Tide Is High by Blondie
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Have you ever worked out to "Candy Man" by Christine Aguilerra? It's not PG but it is a fun song!
I'm really trying to wrap my head around the idea of working out with panty hose on. Are you kidding me? That is a crazy mess!
yes, I have worked out to that song and it sure is fun but it sure is shockingly dirty! And that was precisely my point about the lady working out in pantyhose, I mean; I don't even like going to meetings in pantyhose much less to work out! INSANE!
I didn't know they even made pantyhose anymore. Had she been sweatin' to the oldies? You should have looked around for Richard Simmons. Wow.
That new Rhianna song - "Don't Stop the Music" is a good one.
The worst part about the Y or any other place where there's a locker room is that for some reason the women in there, especially the ones that shouldn't be, are all changing, or drying their hair, etc. right next to you NAKED! I mean really, I dont want to see that. Grody to the max.
I would also like to add that I LOVE that picture of Olivia. Vintage 80's--for sure, for sure.
Have you ever seen the individual that works out at that Y which would be an equally beautiful woman or handsome man, with long blonde hair, who always works out with a pretty girl. This individual wears a shirt that says, ironically, since I can't for my life tell their gender "Define Girlfriend."
This individual has caught me staring at them several times.
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